The beautiful girl I’m dating took this of me.

Masters of Sex viewing. We keep pausing to do sexy things to each other.

Cute boy asks for pics. I deliver.

Why, yes, I had fun last night. Why do you ask?

View from the downstairs guest bed. That’s my cross-stitch art!

My eyebrow game was strong today. #latergram

My dad eventually shared the tamales. #latergram

I need to work on my pin up posing.

I met the prettiest Tumblr user in Parkdale tonight! Bonus she lives directly across the street from me.


Don’t men realize that we see this impatience and assume they’ll be this impatient in the bedroom? What a dink.

I’m really fucking horny and I don’t know what to do about it.

I watched Shakespeare in the park while mauling one of the prettiest women I’ve ever seen and then she walked me home then left and my boyfriend is asleep and now I know why teenage boys tell girls they get blue balls.

I want to walk to the beach and sit in the sand and drink tequila. And fuck.

Here’s a shitty pic of the kateordie art I got at this year’s TCAF and only put on my wall yesterday. I am so in love with it.