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mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times

I am the youngest girl in the family. When I was a kid, my grandfather would call out to me like this (in descending age order): Grandmother’s Name! Aunt’s Name! Mother’s Name! Cousin’s Name! Other Cousin’s Name! MY NAME! -or- Mildred! Janice! Julie! Kristina! Kelly! Madeleine!

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pastel gradient nail art

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pastel gradient nail art

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madeleine’s fantastic rack.

Awwwww

nomoremicrophones:

madeleine’s fantastic rack.

Awwwww

It’s Throwback Thursday!

I laughed until I cried. The last week of 1985 or possibly the first week or two of 1986.

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recent nail art efforts by madeleine

Ahhhh, Andrew posted a pre-clean up shot of my nails! 

Top pic is my current mani.

I am one sick little girl

I’m going to curl up on the couch with a tea, a bowl, and catch up on some TV.

Too stoned to make dinner but I’m hungry because I’m stoned.

THIS IS THE WORST. DAY. OF MY LIFE.

Manicure rag. #nailart

Manicure rag. #nailart

There’s a perfect beef stew recipe in the box, just itching to be made.

There’s a perfect beef stew recipe in the box, just itching to be made.

Throwback Thursday!

I SHOT a segment on Dragon’s Den Canada, but it never aired. Shame. Look how good my ass looked! They sent Jill, who was throwing the pitch, some production stills instead.

(I’m the only one in a red dress with her hair down, far left on the top pic and in the middle of the bottom one, if you need help.)

By the way, Jill’s business, The Apple Crumble Company, is booming!

Brand new bangs + no pants = best Madeleine!

Brand new bangs + no pants = best Madeleine!

Can’t remember the last time I had only one orgasm during sex.

My jaw is KILLING ME

Was I sucking cock in my sleep last night?

Dirty feet girl. #nofilter

Dirty feet girl. #nofilter